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I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65


The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.


everything personal♡


everything personal♡


“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

"To bae or not to bae"

- William Shakespeare (via sextnoise)