I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol
A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65
The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
"To bae or not to bae"